The Nick Abbot Habit

The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
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Episode's summary

The hosts react to various listener messages, ranging from medical advice for toothaches to humorous critiques of MP Michael Fabricant's hair. They also discuss political topics including the Rwanda asylum plan, Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, and recent travel disruptions caused by an explosion on the M4. The episode continues with discussions on news items such as Easter holiday travel chaos and geopolitical tensions regarding Russia's sanctions on British politicians. The hosts conclude with a humorous segment reading listener texts mocking Michael Fabricant's hair, a call from a listener named Betty regarding the Rwanda asylum policy, and promotional information for Nick Abbott's podcast services.

Chapters

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Highlights

If you haven't actually seen a picture of Michael Fabricant, who is an actual real-life MP, people voted for him. Can you believe that?

00:03:13 · The host expresses disbelief that a politician with such unusual hair was elected to Parliament.

Because Fishy Sunak is Jar Jar Binks. I think you'll find that that is completely correct in every respect.

00:13:06 · The host humorously compares Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to the unpopular Star Wars character.

1,236 flights in the UK were cancelled by airlines between March the 28th and April the 12th. A 428% increase on the same period in 2019.

00:23:06 · The host highlights the massive surge in flight cancellations during the Easter period compared to 2019.

I did say that I thought there was one immigrant that should be sent to Rwanda. Yes. And I think that should be Boris Johnson.

00:35:33 · A caller shares her humorous and provocative opinion regarding the UK government's Rwanda policy.

The government don't really think it's going to happen. They're just saying it so that they get stopped by the legal challenge, which they know is going to happen.

00:37:24 · The host discusses the theory that the Rwanda policy is a political tactic designed to appeal to certain voters despite legal hurdles.

Episodes

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A hair don't

The hosts react to various listener messages, ranging from medical advice for toothaches to humorous critiques of MP Michael Fabricant's hair. They also discuss political topics including the Rwanda asylum plan, Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, and recent travel disruptions caused by an explosion on the M4. The episode continues with discussions on news items such as Easter holiday travel chaos and geopolitical tensions regarding Russia's sanctions on British politicians. The hosts conclude with a humorous segment reading listener texts mocking Michael Fabricant's hair, a call from a listener named Betty regarding the Rwanda asylum policy, and promotional information for Nick Abbott's podcast services.

10 Sep 2026
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Fishi Fishi Binks

The hosts review listener messages covering everything from personal health anecdotes to sharp political critiques of the UK-Rwanda asylum plan and Boris Johnson. The discussion delves into the economic logic and financial costs of offshoring asylum seekers, alongside the impact of post-Brexit policies on the agricultural and fishing industries. The episode also addresses grievances regarding the House of Lords and the lack of accountability for political figures. The hosts conclude with a reflection on the emotional toll of following global instability and the transition from political indifference to deep frustration with current events.

08 Sep 2026
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Jabba the Gut

The hosts discuss various political and social issues, including criticisms of the UK government's handling of energy costs, immigration policies involving Rwanda, and EU speed limiters. They also react to listener texts regarding Boris Johnson, the war in Ukraine, and the perceived overcrowding of the country. The segment also features listener messages covering topics such as motorway congestion, utility bills, and a bizarre caller discussing a theory linking Star Wars characters to historical figures. The episode concludes with announcements regarding the new 'Nick Abbott The Whole Show Plus' podcast.

03 Sep 2026
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Dim Don Dumb

This episode features a series of caller interactions and listener messages discussing wealth inequality, the tax status of politicians, and the frustrations of modern technology. The hosts debate how the wealthy avoid taxes through asset appreciation and discuss the inconveniences of mobile phone signal masts. The discussion also covers political criticisms of the Chancellor, technological advancements like Wi-Fi calling, and expected travel disruptions during the upcoming Easter bank holiday weekend. Finally, the episode addresses news regarding unseasonably warm weather in the UK and the controversy surrounding National Grid's increased profits amidst high inflation.

01 Sep 2026
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The non-dom ding-dong

The hosts examine a range of pressing political and social issues in the UK, from the security implications of Boris Johnson's visit to Ukraine to the controversies surrounding Rishi Sunak's family tax status. The discussion covers government criticisms regarding Brexit, London traffic disruptions caused by Extinction Rebellion, and the urgent need for improved housing insulation standards. The episode also addresses the economic impact of tax avoidance among the super-rich on public services and critiques the government's handling of refugees. The segment concludes with reflections on political expenses and listener interactions.

27 Aug 2026