Hamish & Andy

In Darcy Under the Microscope, Darcy is questioning whether confiding in his wife about work is such a good idea after all. With the game show just three weeks away, Andy calls a quick-fire logistics meeting, while Hamish teases even more HUGE prizes! A personalised number plate has Hamish stumped, so the boys call on the people to crack the case. Plus, Power Moves and a small goods disaster Andy witnessed that Hamish will find all too familiar! 1. Darcy under the microscope - studio hum 2. Quick fire logistics meeting - The Price is Correct 3. Lurpak number plates 4. Power moves 5. Tofu negotiation 6. Some more prize reveals

Andy has finally tied the knot with his beloved Bec, and the boys share some special voice notes from the wedding! But before he became a married man, listeners had one final chance to upset the groom. The Price Is Correct featuring The Tip In Point, has attracted a flood of applications, with hopeful audience members revealing how they’ve been spreading the word of the podcast. Hamish has been a busy king bee behind the scenes, with a significant update. Meanwhile, Andy’s AirPods are still holidaying in L.A, with listeners reporting back on the adventures their own AirPods have been on. 1. Andy is married! 2. Upset Andy 3. Ticket giveaway for The Price is Correct 4. Hame’s Hives - a significant update 5. Your AirPods stories

The TV studios want to know exactly what The Price Is Correct, featuring the Tip In Point, actually involves, so the boys put together a pitch deck - and Hamish reveals even more incredible prizes. An influx of emails has Andy questioning Hamish’s bee knowledge and some of the claims surrounding Hame’s Hives. Hamish discovers a restaurant with a clever condition on its kids-eat-free offer, only to accidentally expose the loophole it was designed to prevent. And after noticing a particular social rule people seem to have forgotten, Andy decides it’s time to establish a new social norm: “Just declare it.” 1. The Price is Correct pitch document 2. Hame’s Hives criticism 3. Children eat free 4. Just declare it 5. More prizes revealed

Jack finally delivers on his promise of a theme song for The Price Is Correct, just in time for Hame to announce his BIGGEST prize yet! Hamish and Jack call Andy out over a VERY must-be-nice feature in his new house, and in a shock to absolutely everyone (including himself) Hamish actually completes an investigation! 1. Jack’s theme song and HUGE prize reveal 2. Andy’s robot toilet 3. Lady of Stain 4. What's in the Arnott’s tanker?

The Price Is Correct secures a prime-time slot, prompting a quick logistics meeting to answer some very important questions - plus, Hame reveals more prizes. The final round of Tell Us Someone for the year takes place, and the boys check in on Horgs after an ambitious request at Andy’s groomsmen fitting. 1. The Price is Correct logistics meeting 2. Wedding suit shopping with Horgs 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Double prize reveal

The first prize for The Price Is Correct is revealed - plus, find out how you can apply to be a contestant! Hamish & Andy reminisce about the extraordinary moment that unfolded during their weekend away at a “very special painting club”. And after Jack’s new personal assistant Daultaugh meets his boss for the first time, he reports back to Andy with his thoughts. 1. How to enter The Price Is Correct 2. Hame’s amazing art weekend 3. Jack’s board game assistant

Shenanigans from the surprise bucks party Hamish threw for Andy are revealed. Andy puts Hamish & Jack to work creating songs for his and Bec’s new home security system. Huge news: a sponsor has been secured for The Price Is Correct Game Show, so the team takes a TV studio tour in preparation. And after Hamish & Andy scoffed at Jack’s request for a paid assistant to help with the board game, they may have finally granted his wish. The Game Show Studio Tour The Security Songs Jack meets his new PA

Jack kicks off the show with an update on the board game hole he's dug for himself with a pretty unreasonable demand!! The 3 Fact Shootout is back, and thankfully Hamish has improved since the infamous T-shirt fact! Andy sets Hame and Jack a challenge relating to security in his new house, and Hamish slugworths Jack with surprising results! Jack’s Board Game - An Apology and a Pushback Three Fact Shootout is back! Andy’s New House Security Hame’s Hives Slugworth Test

The pizza challenge has happened: Hamish (1/8th Italian) vs. Luca (full-blooded Italian), and it came down to the wire! During Upset Andy, Andy shocks the team with a fireplace revelation about his new house, and a new, unsuspecting team member is under the microscope! Pizza For the People Challenge - Hamish vs Luca. Upset Andy Jack Under the Microscope

Hamish presents the boys with an opportunity to score an exclusive invite to a very special opening (not honey-related!). A Song Sleuth puts one of the boys’ favourite artists into question, while Hamish makes the case for outlawing grey underwear. After a playtest with Brisbane Ben, Jack reveals where things stand with the long-awaited board game, and Hamish gears up for the imminent Pizza for the People challenge. 1. Magic Mike's Special Invite 2. Song Sleuth 3. The Board Game Playtest 4. Grey Undies are a bad choice 5. Last Minute thoughts before the Pizza Challenge

After a hiatus, Hamish returns to his so-called “Glory Days” - this time as a coach. Andy shares a workplace pizza order that takes a bizarre turn, while a Gusto Check puts a nursery owner’s patience to the test. Plus, Jack is put on the spot about the long-awaited board game and his negotiations with Brisbane Ben. 1. Hamish is back skating 2. World Cup pizza delivery 3. Gusto Check - Craig from Oakdale Plants and Bulbs 4. Jack’s board game negotiations

Andy reports back after encouraging Bec to slow down her matcha routine and embrace a more formal ritual. The boys investigate a seemingly unbelievable ad starring Sydney Swans star Isaac Heeney, Jack finally delivers an update on the long-awaited Hamish & Andy board game, and Hame's Hives returns with a genuine buzz. 1. Bec is rushing her matcha 2. Jack’s H&A board game progress 3. Isaac Heneney’s completely realistic ad 4. Hame’s Hives cocktail party

Hamish kicks off the show with an accidental sexy surprise. Extreme Empaths return with more confessions, the Bat Tennis investigation is finally solved, and Andy shares the clever couples' trick he uses on Bec. Plus, Hamish discovers a workplace sign that he and Andy would definitely ignore. 1. A Very Sexy Update 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Big Tennis Reach Out 4. Couples Tricks 5. The Un-fun Workplace Sign

The date is locked in and the jury selected for the Pizza for the People showdown between full-blooded Italian Luca, and 1/8th Italian Hamish! Andy has been surprised and delighted by something his plumber did in his kitchen, and Hamish probably won’t be trusted to book any holiday excursions for his family again anytime soon. 1. 100 pizza jury is selected 2. Power moves 3. Plumber’s plate stacking skills pleases Andy 4. Holiday cooking class fail

Andy turns private investigator when his AirPods lead him on a stakeout through a notoriously dicey LA suburb. Hame interviews for the job of 'office's worst employee', and there's a shocking reveal in the ongoing Fisiocrem saga after a decade of the boys calling it "the world's number one creme." Plus, Upset Andy is back for a special international edition, and there's a huge (but top secret) update from the Hame's Hives world. 1. Risking Bec’s Life for an AirPod 2. Worst Employee 3. Historical Bombshell - Fisiocrem / Sudocrem 4. Upset Andy - International Edition 5. Bee World non-update

A standout Jingle Joust makes a return, plus Hame introduces us to Luca, a listener of the show who very quickly becomes a crowd favourite with his exciting pizza challenge!! Song Sleuth is back and the accused doesn’t really stand a chance in this court room! Andy also brings a new game to the table, Rat or Frog, which slightly offends some of the team. 1. Jingle Joust 2. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 1 3. Song Sleuth - Olivia Rodrigo vs Foo Fighters 4. Potato or Tomato - Rat or Frog 5. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 2 - Call to Luca

Jack makes another huge statement in relation to the Hamish & Andy board game, whilst Andy falls victim to a terribly unfortunate (but relatable) WhatsApp mishap. Hame is a man of his word and performs a Gusto Check on a cafe he visited recently, which scores a record high! Plus, favourite human actor from the movie War Horse, Jeremy Irvine, delivers another hectic voice-note from the London dating scene! 1. Jack’s Board Game Update 2. WhatsApp Mishap 3. Gusto Check - Pedlar Project Cafe 4. Another Jeremy Irvine Voice Memo 5. A Dime A Dozen

Buzz is brewing with another Hame's Hives update as Hamish negotiates for custody of the Hame's Hives Instagram handle. Hamish declares himself a blue-ribbon husband and explains why, leading the boys to brag about their own husband credentials. Plus, Extreme Empaths, and Darcy is under the microscope once again! 1. Hive-Off 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Blue Ribbon Husbands 4. Darcy Under the Microscope

Andy and Bec are still in the midst of wedding planning and need to decide which song Bec will walk down the aisle to. Hamish and Jack have come up with some questionable suggestions. Chit Chat Champion: FIFA World Cup Edition. Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation continues, and Andy has a musical mystery for the boys to solve. Plus, Hamish tests the boys with "The Checklist Game". 1. Potential Wedding Songs 2. Chit Chat Champion 3. Bat Tennis Investigation Results 4. Melodical Mystery 5. The Check List Game

An early morning incident involving Hamish leaves the entire household wide awake! Andy's brother Cam discovers that a catastrophe at his new house was also caused by Hamish! 'Salacious Headlines' makes a return after a comment Andy made to a passing journalist got him into trouble with Bec. Plus, some 'Power Moves' to elevate your status in the workplace, and Hamish sparks an investigation into the disappearance of the game Bat Tennis after reminiscing about playing it in primary school. 1. Hamish Woke the House Up 2. Salacious Headlines 3. The Liquid Sandwich 4. Power Moves 5. NSW vs. VIC - An Ongoing Investigation

With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'. 1. The Price is Correct 2. Parenting Update: Swearing Edition 3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought of in a While 4. Andy Lying to His Doctor

Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain! 1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 2. Lady of Stain 3. Hame’s Hives Verbal Agreement

It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent trip overseas. Meanwhile, Hamish has an update on Jack’s attempt to return his drum kit - with plenty of confusion around the plan! 1. It’s Golden Day 2. Pleasure Andy 3. Who Did I See? 4. The Drums Get Delivered

In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Empaths and, after a long hiatus, Incredible Drops makes its return! 1. The Wedding Rehearsal Plan & Celebrant’s Words 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Hamish’s Mum’s Lunch Ruined 4. Incredible Drops 5. The Court of Andy Lee

The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish. 1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding 2. Darcy Under the Microscope 3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë 4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney

The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an iconic Australian artefact stolen by a very unlikely pair! 1. Hame’s Hives Ring-Around 2. Pizza Lotto 3. Golden Day Announcement 4. Old Mates Robbery

Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are. 1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back 2. Tag-Line Sleuth 3. Mitch Calls Back 4. Chit Chat Champions 5. Naturopath Belle

Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call. 1. Jingle Joust 2. Most Expensive Fish 3. Power Moves 4. Poo Clock 5. Case of the Fake Spider

The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz 2. Lady of Stain 3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head

The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee operation! 1. Who's The Sexiest Dancer? 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Best Ads Of The Summer 4. Hemsworth... The Chosen One?

Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Upset Andy 2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 4. Dance Contest

Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends! 1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 2. Hamish Paints The Mona Lisa 3. The Wedding Challenge Ideas 4. Jack’s H&A Boardgame

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies. 1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 3. Siri Name Game 4. Health Star Penalties

Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team. 1. The People’s Bitcoin 2. Hemsworth’s Huge Claim 3. Power Moves 4. Web Geezer Jez

Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is BURG BOYS!

Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come! 1. Plans from the Burg Bunker 2. Loose ends and Hamish’s Uganda story 3. Dimmies and Tinnies health stars 4. The People’s Bitcoin

Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time, coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivia Master. Hamish revisits peak free-to-air TV in the ’90s and early 2000s. Plus, the final Gusto Check of the year! 1. Optometrist gusto check 2. Uber stats 3. Quizmas Time with Magic Mike 4. 90’s TV

Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady of Stain!”. 1. Irrelevant purchase retraction 2. Jingle joust 3. Unlimited popcorn 4. The Lady of Stain

After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits how Bec got one over on him. 1. Irrelevant purchases awards 2. Power moves 3. Hamish the angel 4. Upset Andy 5. Ball golf 6. Bec power moves Andy

Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’ favourite human actor Jeremy Irvine leaves the show a shocking voicemail. Meanwhile, Hamish gets us thinking about who we’d consider a truly beloved celebrity. 1. Super Cool Podcast 2. Horgs in China 3. The parking game 4. Beloved celebrities 5. Jeremy Irvine voice memo

Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a small country town - a place that mysteriously caters to the Blake family’s confectionery needs. 1. Jack's bitcoin recovery 2. Power moves 3. AirPods Pro 3 + 4. The banana chocolate portal

For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a round of Tell Us Someone and bring back an updated version of Friends Galore! 1. Segment Sleuth apology 2. Is Andy rude? 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Friends galore 5. Gripzilla 6. The wash

The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has temporarily banned both him and Sonny from doing it. Plus, we check in with listener Sam for a Gusto Check - the legend who first dropped the iconic phrase, “Gusto to you.” 1. Song Sleuth - Taylor Swift 2. Domestic Qs 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Nub hunting 5. Gusto check - The original ‘gusto to you’

Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status! 1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets 2. Upset Andy 3. If Andy were in politics 4. GISS presentation

Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition. Slay! 1. H&A at your service - Sam's golf day 2. The Richter scale 3. Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition 4. Darcy under the microscope 5. World’s most powerful torch

We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates! 1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners 2. “I say what I want” 3. Extreme Empaths 4. The plate game

After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat Day. Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic? With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.

Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat World Record attempt, the boys go through their final risk assessments in preparation for the big day! 1. Jack’s piano saga 2. The final raffle attempt 3. Tallest hat - last minute business 4. Is Hame becoming his dad?

Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust! 1. Hamish blows a few things wide open 2. Andy has a shocker with airport security 3. Jingle joust 4. Raffle update - secret dinner conversations

We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite Andy’s best efforts, Mick (Andy’s dad) is still refusing to ditch his ancient 20-inch TV... so the boys cook up a sneaky plan to trick him into an upgrade. 1. Tallest hat - trustworthy listeners 2. Power moves 3. Operation Win Mick a TV 4. Hamish’s new baking pan 5. The Lee Family Gazette